Top 10 signs you need to attend a writing workshop:

This post was contributed by Mia Franco

1.     Author-Character-Narrator merge? What?

2.     Is thirty pages of exposition a bad idea?

3.     Four years = two chapters.

4.     I can’t remember the names of anyone in my writing group.

5.     Literary Journals? You mean those still exist?

6.     Can you please read this and tell me what you think?

7.     Have you read it yet?

8.     Did you ever get around to reading that chapter I sent you? Like six months ago?

9.     My last literary discussion focused on the plausibility of pigeons driving buses.

10.   I’m the only writer I know.